I ran over a surfer because I think I need some serious help!

Here is just a little something to add a little laughter to your Monday. Make sure to leave a comment telling me what your sentence for the day is! Come on, it will be fun!!

Pick the month you were born:
January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March--------I karate chopped
April----------I licked
May----------I jumped on
June----------I smelled
July-----------I did the Macarena With
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2----- --a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7---- ---m y mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19------ - a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an iPod
29-------a surfer
30-------a homeless guy
31-------a llama

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White----because I'm cool like that
Black-----because that's how I roll.
Pink-----because I'm NOT crazy.
Red------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green----because I think I need some serious help.
Purple----because I'm AWESOME!
Gray-----because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow---because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange---because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown----because I can.
Other-----because I'm a Ninja!
None------because I can't control myself!

Thanks chocolate on my cranium for the fun!

The lost script

Over at MSN movies they have some pictures of the Twilight Movie. Along with the pictures they have "the lost script". It is what they say the characters were really thinking! It is so hilarious!! Here are just a couple of my favorites. Make sure to check out the rest here.

EDWARD: Oh my! What happened to your ears! Did someone hurt you, my love?
BELLA: What? I can't hear you. I'm wearing my earbuds and rocking out. Have I told you today that you are gorgeous? Your torso looks like it's carved from marble. Who cares that your skin's so cold I have to wear a blanket when we snuggle? You're yummy!
EDWARD: OK, if you can't hear me, then I will whisper the words I've longed to utter for a century. I love you. Love, love, love, kissy, kissy.
BELLA: Um, Edward, I was just kidding. I can still hear you when I have my earbuds on.
EDWARD: I meant every word of it. You are the sweet love of my life. My nostrils flare to embrace your intoxicating scent.
BELLA: Do you have any Tic Tacs? I feel like I should, I don't know, eat a breath mint or something. We're going to kiss soon, right?
EDWARD: I fear my passions will overwhelm me. Let us just hold hands and take another ride in my swift, swift Volvo.
BELLA: Can't hear you. Earbuds.

BELLA: I like this jacket a lot better.
EDWARD: I will burn the other and sprinkle the ashes in the four corners of the Earth, so that it never offends you again.
BELLA: You're amazing.
EDWARD: You're amazing.
BELLA: No, you are.
EDWARD: I said it first.
BELLA: No, actually, I did. Just look at the transcript.
EDWARD: You're right, my alabaster fairy. Would you mind scooting away from the waterfall? You're making me nervous.
BELLA: So are you saying I'm clumsy? I knew it. You couldn't possibly love me. You are like a god and I am an adolescent head case.
EDWARD: Shh, love. Don't talk. Let me carry you on my back as though you were either a toddler or a sack of potatoes. Then we will ride in my Volvo and not engage in any carnal activities whatsoever.
BELLA: You're amazing.
EDWARD: No, you are. (Repeat...)

Leaves leaves everywhere!

Here at out house we are covered in leaves!! I really should be outside in the cold raking up the twenty bags worth! But I just don't want to!

Here are some pics of our fun in the leaves so far this year.

This is a video of K having fun! She loves it when I video her!

What does sound more fun than raking leaves is baking Mr. Thompson a yummy pumpkin pie in this fantastic pie dish! When I saw it I gasp! It is just a must have for me! Anyone want to buy me an early birthday present? ;) (Click here)

Halloween

The princess and the pig!

Or as Karlie would tell you, "The pretty pretty princess Aurora."

We had fun at the Trunk-or-treat.

The girls got some good stuff that Dustin and I have been enjoying!! :)

I hope you all had a very fun Halloween.

Disneyland

We had such a great time with my family in California last week!! Disneyland is so fun when you are with your kids! The girls loved being there! And I loved all the time I was able to spend with Dustin and the girls! It was a much needed vacation! I can't wait to do it again! ;)

The whole Porter kiddo clan. (and my sis Jen)

Just a few of the MANY pictures I took.

Karlie was so excited about meeting the princesses. All the girls and my dad had lunch where we could meet some of them. Karlie and Natalie both loved it. One Of Natalie's newest words is princess. She would point to them and yell, PRINCESS, PRINCESS. It was so cute! Afterward Karlie said, "All the princesses at the lunch were really real!" I am so glad that we took Karlie at this age. Every little princess deserves a trip to Disneyland to meet the "real" princesses. Any older and it wouldn't have been as magical for her. She LOVED meeting all of the "real" princesses. And I LOVED watching her!!

We had fun spotting all the different characters. Karlie thought it was so cool that she could get their autograph!

One of the things I HAD to do was go on

Splash Mountain with my Dad.

It is his most favorite ride! I just love this picture!!

Dustin got soaked. Hehe!

At the end of day one we bought the girls stuffed animals. Karlie picked out Piglet. (She sure knows how to make her mama proud!) Natalie had a hard time choosing so she got Pooh.

Thanks to all of my family for going and making the trip possible!

It wouldn't have been the same without everyone there! We love you!

Karlie say's it best, "It was a magical time!"

Universal Studios

Karlie went through a Dora phase from about 2-3. She was excited to get to see her. There weren't any kids waiting so they sat down and had conversation. Well, it was more of a one sided conversation, but Karlie didn't seem to mind. She just chatted away like they were best buds!

Sea World

Sea World was a lot of fun. The girls enjoyed seeing all of the animal. Karlie was most excited about getting to see a Polar Bear. And she loved getting to feed the Sea lions. Feeding the dolphins would have been fun too but by Friday we were DONE with lines!!
I wish I would have taken more video on the trip. Here is the ONE I got at Sea World.

Watch out for the stinkin birds. They will steal your fish!

Finally

Tomorrow were off for some Halloween family fun at Disneyland! I seriously can't wait!! It will be such a great time to be there! Karlie can't wait to see Jack the Pumpkin King in the Haunted Mansion! 80 degree weather, here I come!!

Spoof

I can't help but post this. It is hilarious!!

Millions of Peaches

This past weekend I canned peaches!! Woo-hoo for me! I would have to say that my first canning experience went pretty well. I guess I will really know when I pop open my first bottle. And I can't wait. I'm sure I will have a flash back to my Grandmas kitchen table! I don't know what I would have done without my mom's help! I can't wait until next year to do more! (maybe) I was so happy that my parents made it up for a visit. We had a great time! Thanks Mom and Dad!! And thanks for the pot Julie! :)

Karlie just had to pose with the peaches.

I can't help but share this song with you. It was in my head all weekend.